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Tie Burning Ceremony

July 21st, 2009 John Little 1 comment

I thought I’d lost them, but I stumbled onto a few pictures of the tie burning ceremony I had at Jeff’s house last December. The smell of burning tie is horrible. Maybe it was the silk… or maybe it was the stench of evil spirits exiting to escape the flames.

Tie Burning Ceremony

Tie Burning Ceremony

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female hormones in beer

August 20th, 2007 John Little No comments

Another email from a buddy of mine.

This is Damn serious stuff….beer contains female hormones!

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

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the Influence of Beer on Liberalism and Conservatism

August 14th, 2007 John Little No comments

I got this today from a friend of mine.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals & Conservatives.

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